Sexy Time Talk With a Mortgage Assassin (Part 1)

Hello Ladies...

Let's talk about two things that go together like chips and salsa, fish and chips, or fish and chips and salsa... you know, like a fish taco. So fish and tacos. I'm talking about sex and mortgage brokering, the hottest combination out there. Except for fish tacos.

Are you saying fish tacos are sexier than mortgages? 

To some people, that answer is a most definite yes. Especially with a chilled glass of Courvoisier.

Surely there are some sexual benefits of being a mortgage broker? 

Let's put it this way... Every time I hear 'Oh, you're a mortgage broker? You want to make out?' it instantly makes me think of three things;

1) you are pretty drunk and have low standards
2) you dig people prying into your personal financial affairs in order to get you the lowest interest rate possible when borrowing huge amounts of money
3) you are probably a business account manager for a national lender

The Mortgage Broker And You

Hi.

You want to buy a house or perhaps you have one and it's time to renew. Where is the first place you turn to for help? Your bank. After all, you have most likely been with them since you opened your first savings account, an idea that was forced upon you by your parents. They will know what to do and they will help you because you've been with them 10, 20 years.

I totally get this kid...

And they do help you. You go in, talk about purchasing a house and they say we will give you the money to buy this house and you can slowly pay us back over the next two or three decades with this little amount of interest tacked on. Next thing you know, you've signed some papers, told your Realtor and by this time next month, you are a proud new homeowner!

Yes, mortgages are complicated. Some are more complicated than others. Hotels, apartment buildings, skyscrapers, they all have mortgages of some type. But let's just keep things simple. I'm talking to you, the simple home owner or buyer.

Do you Like Money?

Have you considered that your house is perhaps your most tangible asset? If you are in need of money (and let's face it, a lot of us are) perhaps there is a way to tap into your house's equity. Use that money to pay down your debts, leaving you with more money for you on payday!

What's the matter with that idea?

There will be more about the concept of cashing in on your home's equity later but for now, let's just call this a teaser...